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Maid is better

*The maid (Maria) asked for a pay raise*.
The wife was very upset about this and decided  to talk to her about the raise. She asked:
'Now Maria,  why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Mam, there  are THREE REASONS why I want a raise

The first is that I press the clothes better than  you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria:  'Your husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is  that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: 'Nonsense, who  said you are a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband  did.'
Wife: 'Oh.

Maria: 'The third reason is that  I am better than you in bed.
Wife: (really furious  now) 'Ah! Did my husband say that as  well?'
Maria: 'No Mam... Your driver says.
Wife: 'Ok Ok, So how much do you  want?'
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