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Mr. Bean episodes

1. Mr Bean Extras - Library and Bus Stop |... (16:22)
Extra 1. Mr. Bean waits at a bus stop behind a man when the bus arrives, the man gets on, but the driver turns ...

2. Hair by Mr. Bean of London | Full Epi... (26:06)
When Mr. Bean has to wait a few minutes for the hairdresser who's called away by the telephone, he starts playin...

3. Goodnight Mr Bean | Full Episode (23:56)
Mr. Bean goes to the hospital to have a tea kettle removed from his hand, and while trying to get in faster ends...

4. Tee Off Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:58)
Mr. Bean goes to a laundromat where he washes his clothes and other various items and ends up causing trouble wi...

5. Back to School Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:30)
Mr. Bean goes back to school for an orientation day while he sees the different projects and activities in which...

6. Do It Yourself Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:58)
Mr. Bean hosts a New Year's party with his friends Rupert and Hubert. The next day, Bean buys many tools and app...

7. Mind the Baby Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:20)
Mr. Bean spends a rather unusual day at a Funfair attraction with a rather unusual baby which he accidentally..

8. Mr Bean in Room 426 | Full Episode (24:22)
Mr. Bean goes to a hotel where he causes trouble and seeks competition in his hotel neighbor. After he eats some...

9. Merry Christmas Mr Bean | Full Episode (25:22)
While Christmas shopping, Mr Bean purchases a bulky string of tree lights before making a shambles of a departme...

10. Mr Bean Rides Again | Full Episode (23:42)
At the bus stop, Mr Bean tries his best to revive a heart attack victim before using an ambulance to jump-start

11. The Trouble with Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:32)
Mr Bean, late for his dental appointment, tries to get dressed and clean his teeth whilst on the way. After arri...

12. Mr Bean Goes to Town | Full Episode (24:11)
Mr Bean purchases a new TV, only to experience a spot of reception trouble. He then takes a stroll in the park t...

13. The Curse of Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:33)
Mr. Bean goes to a swimming pool, where he finds himself scared to death on the high diving board. When he's don...

14. The Return of Mr Bean | Full Episode (24:59)
Mr. Bean goes to a department store and buys various items. After, he celebrates his birthday at a fancy restaur...

15. Mr Bean | Full Episode (25:08)
Act 1: Mr Bean sits an exam and is blissfully happy until, too late, he realizes that he has studied the wrong ..
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Don't Lie to Mom

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

Lesson of the day...Don't Lie To Your Mother.
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