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Humorous thoughts from around the world

- cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing

- 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

- A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

- Toilet-maker invents poop powered bike..

A Japanese toilet-maker Toto have created a motorcycle that runs on faeces.
 The vehicle is a three-wheeled chopper-style that features a toilet for a seat.It is an attempt to reduce greenhouse-gas emissions in its customers toilets by 50% by the year 20017.
Though it is powered by waste the vehicle features a tiny talking latrine on the handlebars, a high-end sound system and an air-writing LED device that can leave trails of msgs.
 It also comes with a giant roll of toilet paper mounted at the rear end and a special poop inspired helmet.

Looks like the shape of things to come, for a fuel-starved Earth.

- More than 300 women in South Colombia slapped a sex ban on their partners for Three months and 19 days, so they could get a new road built.They “crossed their legs in protest – refusing to sleep with their men until something was done.
Am 100%, well almost, sure, most married men, everywhere, would have, at some point of time or the other, experienced this kind of 'raasta roko' blackmail from their bitter-halves to have their way…

- High school sets bathroom visit limit for students..

Students at a suburban Chicago high school will have to hold it or risk staying after school.A policy at a school allows students to leave class three times per semester to go to the restroom.After they, they have to make up any missed class time after school.The policy is to make sure that students don't miss valuable class time.He says it deters them from using restroom visits as an excuse to miss class.
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15 Things To Never Say To A Cop


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

4. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

5. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

8. I pay your salary!

9. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

10. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

11. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

12. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

13. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

14. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

15. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
 
   
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