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Here are 11 famous insults from history


- The exchange between Churchill and Lady Astor:
She said, “If you were my husband I’d poison your tea.”
He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”

- A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”
“That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

- “He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr

- “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill

- “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow

- “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

- “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book, I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas

- “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

- “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..” – Oscar Wilde

- “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend…. if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response.

- “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop
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You Don't Suppose She Is Faking

Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office.

"It has not escaped my attention," he pointed out, "that every time there's a home game at the stadium, you have to take your aunt to the doctor."

"You know you're right" exclaimed Smith. "I didn't realize it. 

You don't suppose she's faking, do you?"
 
   
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