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Kids are quick thinkers - Part 1
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find   North America . 
MARIA: Here it is. 

TEACHER:       Correct. Now class, who discovered   America ? 
CLASS: Maria.    
   
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. 

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
GLENN:  K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   
(I Love this kid)    
 
TEACHER: Donald , what is the chemical formula for water? 
DONALD:  H I J K L M N O..    
TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
DONALD:  Yesterday you said it's H to O.      

TEACHER:     Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
WINNIE: Me! 
  
TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.      
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Know Thy Enemy

A knight and his men returned to their castle after a long hard day of fighting.

"How are we faring?" asked the king.

"Sire," replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, ransacking the towns of your enemies in the west."

"What?!" shrieked the king. "I don't have any enemies to the west!"

"Oh, no..." said the knight. "Well, you do now."
 
   
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