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A Great Cup of Tea


This is taken from the Dr. James Dobson Bulletin for June, 1998 


Have you noticed that children sometimes try to be helpful, but it makes your life more complicated? 

I heard a story about a mother who was sick with the flu. Her darling daughter wanted to be a good nurse. She fluffed the pillows and brought a magazine for her mother to read. And then she showed up with a cup of tea. 

"You're such a sweetheart," the mother said as she drank the tea. "I didn't know you could make tea." 

"Oh, yes," the little girl replied. "I put the tea leaves in the water like you do, and I boiled it, and then I strained it into a cup. But I couldn't find a strainer, so I used the flyswatter." 

"You what?" 

And the little girl said, "Oh, don't worry, mom. I didn't use the new flyswatter. I used the old one."
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I've never felt better in my life

One day in court, the prosecuting lawyer asked the farmer on the witness stand, ""At the scene of the accident, did you tell the policeman you had never felt better in your
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""That's right."" The farmer replied.

""Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?""

The farmer explained. ""When the policeman arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and
shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought, under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life."""
 
   
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