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Diary Privacy

Linda: "What's that you're reading?"

Jill: "A diary."

Linda: "What does it say?"

Jill: "I can't tell you that. A diary is a highly personal and confidential thing, with words that are not meant to be shared... and besides, this diary belongs to my sister."
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