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The Rules

The Female always makes the Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
If the Female suspects that the Male knows any of the Rules, she must immediately change some or all of the Rules.

The Female is NEVER wrong.

If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant mis-understanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.

If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the mis-understanding.

The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

The Male must never change his mind without written consent from the Female.

The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

The Female must under no circumstances let the

Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.

If the Female has PMS, all Rules are null and void.
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15 Things To Never Say To A Cop


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

4. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

5. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

8. I pay your salary!

9. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

10. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

11. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

12. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

13. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

14. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

15. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
 
   
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