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Funny Bumper Stickers - Part 1


1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
3. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
4. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
5. If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
6. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
7. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
8. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
9. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
10. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
11. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
12. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
13. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
14. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
15. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
16. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
17. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
18. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
19. Illiterate? Write For Help
20. Honk If Anything Falls Off
21. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
22. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
23. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
24. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
25. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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15 Things To Never Say To A Cop

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

4. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

5. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

8. I pay your salary!

9. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

10. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

11. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

12. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

13. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

14. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

15. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
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