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Funny Bumper Stickers - Part 1


TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
3. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
4. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
5. If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
6. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
7. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
8. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
9. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
10. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
11. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
12. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
13. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
14. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
15. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
16. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
17. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
18. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
19. Illiterate? Write For Help
20. Honk If Anything Falls Off
21. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
22. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
23. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
24. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
25. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Office Poster ideas

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

If you think we’re a bad firm, you should see our rivals!

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity… probably has a scapegoat.

ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE…..

We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

If at first you don’t succeed - try management.

It’s only unethical if you get caught.

Two days without a Human Rights Violation!

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Never quit until you have another job.

Work harder slaves!

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

If you can read this, you’re not working!

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
 
   
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