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| What did you have in mind? |
A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That`s not quite what I had in mind."
Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That`s not quite what I had in mind."
Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?"
She retorts, "I`d like a divorce."
He answers, "I hadn`t planned on spending quite that much."
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| 3 Ways To Catch A Tiger |
Allow The Tiger To Catch U and Catch The Tiger
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n Then Catch It.
Catch A Cat and Beat It Until It Accepts Itz A Tiger. (Police method)
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