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Quotes on marriage

• Every man should get married some time, after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!

• Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

• Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.

• I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

• Men have a better time than women, for one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.

• When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

• Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

• I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

• We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

• My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

• She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"

Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

• My friend recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs... .."
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15 Things To Never Say To A Cop


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

4. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

5. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

7. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

8. I pay your salary!

9. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

10. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

11. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

12. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

13. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

14. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

15. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
 
   
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