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Difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED
A man went to face an interviewer.One of the interviewers asked him, Tell us the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED

The man replied, I would like to explain this with an example

When u marry the right person you are Complete

When you marry the wrong one you are Finished

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$5000 A Day, Keeps the Witness At Bay

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked
a witness.

"Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't heard the question. 

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
 
   
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