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Difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED
A man went to face an interviewer.One of the interviewers asked him, Tell us the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED

The man replied, I would like to explain this with an example

When u marry the right person you are Complete

When you marry the wrong one you are Finished

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