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Difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED
A man went to face an interviewer.One of the interviewers asked him, Tell us the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED

The man replied, I would like to explain this with an example

When u marry the right person you are Complete

When you marry the wrong one you are Finished

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Life's philosophy

"DON'T LET SOMEONE BECOME A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE

WHEN YOU ARE JUST AN OPTION FOR THEM"
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"NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE

BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS
AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES
WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY "
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TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS
EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU,

NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE 
BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE
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NEVER SEARCH FOR YOUR HAPPINESS
IN OTHERS WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE,

RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE
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HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS.

BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO SHARE IT, WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS!
 
   
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