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Difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED
A man went to face an interviewer.One of the interviewers asked him, Tell us the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED

The man replied, I would like to explain this with an example

When u marry the right person you are Complete

When you marry the wrong one you are Finished

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Good manners on a date

Teacher : (while teaching good manners to Class XII boys): If you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the toilet to pee."
(Silence. No hands up)

Teacher : Yes Michael !

Michael : I would say, "Just a minute I have to go to pee."

Teacher : That would be very rude and impolite. You Peter?

Peter : I would say, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom."

Teacher : That's little better. But it isn't very nice to say the word bathroom at your date at the dinner table. What about you John ?"

John : I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to go and shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after the dinner."

The teacher fainted !
 
   
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