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Real Meaning of words used in performance reviews

Have your performance ever been evaluated by your manager? In that case, you might have come across the following terms. These terms have a deeper meaning. Here's what it really means . . .

- Outgoing Personality..........Always going out of the office

- Good Communication Skills.....Spends lots of time on phone

- Average Employee..........Not too bright

- Exceptionally Well Qualified...Made no major blunders... yet

- Work is First Priority.............Too ugly to get a date

- Active Socially........................Drinks a lot

- Family is Active Socially..........Spouse drinks, too

- Independent Worker.......Nobody knows what he/she does

- Quick Thinking...............Offers plausible excuses

- Careful Thinker....................Won't make a decision

- Aggressive.........................Obnoxious

- Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs........Gets someone else to do it

- Expresses Themselves Well.........Speaks English

- Meticulous Attention to Detail........A nit picker

- Has Leadership Qualities......Is tall or has a loud voice

- Exceptionally Good Judgment...........Lucky

- Career Minded.........................Back Stabber

- Loyal........................Can't get a job anywhere else
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