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Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle


* Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who's behind you.

* The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

* Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

* When you quit and walk out, there's no door to slam.

* Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin box all day long.

* 23 power cords - 1 outlet.

* The carpet has been there since 1976 (or older) and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.

* You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they're gone.
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Top 20 things to wish for at work on a BAD DAY

1. How about never? Is that good for you?

2. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

3. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

4. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

5. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

8. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

10. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

11. You sound reasonable.....It must be time to up the medication.

12. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

13. Do I look like a people person?

14. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

15. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

16. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?

18. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

19. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.

20. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
 
   
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