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Who is better Women or Beer 

For men it has become a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! 

Following is a debate, to help you analyze which is better ! 

A Beer is always wet, a woman is not ! 
1 point for beer ! 

Beer is horrible, when it is hot ! 
1 point for women ! 

A cold beer, satisfies you ! 
1 point for beer ! 

If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again ! 
Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... ) 

10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere ! 
1 point for women ! 

The older, The beer is - the better, it is ! 
1 point for beer ! 

Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God ! 
1 point for women ! 

If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic ! 
1 point for women ! 

For a beer, you pay taxes ! 
1 point for women ! 

If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry ! 
1 point for beer ! 

You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer 
!(hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!kamine) 
1 point for beer ! 

If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself ! 
1 point for beer ! 

You know exactly how much a beer costs ! 
1 point for beer ! 

A beer does not have a mother ! 
1 point for beer ! 

You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after ! 
1 point for beer ! 

So the Score is .......... Beer beats women - 9 to 6 ! 


If you are a woman reading this and getting angry -
know that a beer would never get angry ! So .......... Another point for beer ! 

Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6
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Don't Lie to Mom


John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

Lesson of the day...Don't Lie To Your Mother.
 
   
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