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A virus called WORK

There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive any sort of WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague, do not open it. Those who have opened WORK have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter WORK via e-mail or are faced with any WORK at all, purge the virus by sending an e-mail to your boss with the words 'This is too much for me, I'm going out for a soda. This better not be here when I get back.'

Your brain should automatically delete the WORK. If you receive WORK in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag the WORK to your
trash can.

Send this message to all your friends in your address book. If you do not have anyone in your address book, then the WORK virus has already
corrupted your life!
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